Pokemon 5000: The Return of Pimplax

[snorlax]

Pimplax be all kinds of amazing and ya'll be suffering from envy that you ain't dis cool. As you can see, I've gone under a transformation, call it my evolved form, Pimpedtodamax.

Now I know ya'll think ya'll dat cuz you in dat final two, but Imma tell ya somethin', you ain't all dat til Pimpedtodamax says so.

Now, day thing ya'll gotz ta know 'bout Pimpedtodamax is he be on da lookout fo' laughs, ya'llz gotta make him laugh!

So ta make him laugh, ya'll best better create persona's for at least two memba's of the jury and of yo' final two opponent. They only gotz ta be a paragraph each (three sentences) and be accompanied by a picture. You cannot do Pimplax or Pimpedtodamax. And they best better be funny!

That be all, yo's. Good luck!

[lapras]

lol....

[Ampharos]

I will attempt this. Who knows maybe mine will be so bad that its hilarious. And I'm warning you my drawing skills are shit, you can ask all of the people who had to judge my Pokecasso entry.

[snorlax]

Let me be clear, Amph, you don't have to draw. Just find a funny picture and make a persona for the picture (at least 2 jurors and Eevee)

[Ampharos]

Plaspy (the plastic Phanpy; Meangirls)

Plaspy is pokemon royalty. He knows everything about everyone. That's why his nose is so long, its full of secrets. I hear he is psychic, its like he has EMON or something. I hear he does pokefood commercials, in Kalos. One time he trampled my foot, it was awesome!




Eevee-Doo (Scooby-Doo)

Eevee-Doo loves to eat huge amounts of pokefood all of the time. This allowed Eevee-Doo to have a lot of energy in the beginning part of the game when he excelled in competitions. Unfortunately the huge amount of food created a huge food crash that accounted for his lack of wins in the later part of the game.




Mewnaj (Nicki Minaj)

The polarizing figure that was Mewnaj quickly separated herself from the other house guests right away. She was known to snub other house guests and only speak to people that she deemed worthy. She was unapologetic for her actions which eventually caused her to be a relatively early eviction.

[Ampharos]

Please do not take offense to any of these personas, they are meant to be more satirical and little of how some of them could be perceived to have played the game.

*Ampharos's commentary does not reflect the opinion of Big Brother Pokemon in any way*

[Eevee]

This is Ampharockin'. He is the main performer of the band <The Electricks> where Zapdos sings, Electabuzz plays the bass and Electrode plays the drums by jumping around on the drums and cymbals. At the end of the concert he explodes. Also sometimes pichu, plusum, and minum are there as go-go dancers but I digress. Ampharockin' is not one to mess with as he gets the most fame from <The Electricks> and some of this fame has gone to his head. He expects to be treated like a legendary pokemon where other pokemon have to move out of his way and open doors for him and he demands only the best pokefood. Also, he doesn't battle, as it's "beneath" him.

[Eevee]

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This is Epic Gamer Snorlax and the story of how Snorlax became so fat. As a wee Munchlax, he stumbled upon a fantastic game which shall remain anonymous since even the mention of the name sends shivers down his spine. But the little Munchlax was determined to beat this game. And for years on end he videogamed, and he videogamed, and he videogamed. He would roll to the fridge to get food or he would roll to some place where he could... uh.. you know, take care of his duties, anyways as time moved on, this became easier because little Munchlax was getting rounder and rounder. Then one day, Munchlax BEAT the final boss after a 4.5 hr battle. The guy was so ecstatic that he just outright evolved into snorlax where he slumbered for 1 week straight. But, the new evolved Snorlax had only beaten the game on Normal difficulty, so now he slaves away trying to beat the game on the new hard level.

[Eevee]

Turtwig Apprentice... Shamed for being a slow pokemon, this turtwig took on the path of becoming a black mage. That way the next time someone made fun of him he could now put a curse on his opponent, or spell, and eventually he would no longer be made fun of. Deep down, he just wants to be loved, and will not get out of his "dark" ways until he meets his true love.

[Eevee]

[snorlax]

Pimpedtothemax is satisfied! Good luck, pokebitches.