Diary Entries

[Mudkip]

Week 1:

Hi I'm mudkip! Ready to compete in this season's Big Brother: Pokemon!

I chose Mudkip because he was a bad ass starter during the Hoenn era/generation 3 and who would love this half water/half ground type pokemon? I'm adorkable!

Anyways, these slut bags are making this competition pretty easy this season.

Half of them aren't even socially active on aim (they are THAT socially retarded and don't know how to use computers)

Piplup (Bitchlup) - Nonfactor idk who the hell this person is.

Butterfree (Slutterfree)- Idk who this person is either.

Woobat (Slutbat) - Idk might be evicted soon.

Mew (Ew) - Random, sleeps when I talk to him. W/e bai.

Jigglyballs - idk, might get evicted soon.

Whorelax (Snorelax) - All this bitch does is snore.

Turtwig - spoke to for a bit no connection.

Ampharos - spoke to for a bit, no connection.

Phanpy - Somewhat annoying, but I can stand and tolerate. Asking to work together, sure whatever don't care. Just annoying. Period.

Lapras - I think this dude is seriously stuck on stupid. He just aimed me "I hope I get picked for veto this week." YOU IDIOT, You need to read the post below that there's NO VETO COMPETITION this week. *slams face on computer*

Gyarados - Very chill to talk to.

Infernape - Won HoH with 18 points. Whoa there... looks like we have a bad ass. You know what they say about the most popular = the one to be evicted ASAP.

Eevee - Someone I can probably work with in the long run. Like her personality.

Week 2 should be more insightful. [/b][/center]

[Professor Oak]

LOL I died hahahahaha

[Officer Jenny]

I lost my shit

LMFAO

[Skyla]

Ooooh, so colorful and humorous. We have ourselves a firecracker of a Pokémon here! You may be water type, but I sense a fire burning within!

So how are you feeling about this week? Think there's any chance you'd be a replacement if the PoV is used? Is there actually a water type alliance like Eevee eluded to? How would you rate the overall social factor of this cast? Any threats you're after?

Keep on keepin' on! Hope you're enjoying yourself so far.

[Mudkip]

May 10, 2013 10:49:30 GMT -4 Skyla said:

So how are you feeling about this week? Think there's any chance you'd be a replacement if the PoV is used? Is there actually a water type alliance like Eevee eluded to? How would you rate the overall social factor of this cast? Any threats you're after?

How are you feeling about this week?
- Right now, I am not competing in veto, so I wouldn't know. But I'm never to sure of what Eevee might have up her sleeve? Especially when she's assuming that there's a "water alliance."


Think there's a chance you'd be a replacement?
- 9 out of 10 times, yes because you're never safe unless your HoH for the week. So I can be a possibility every week.


Water alliance?
- There is no god damn water alliance up in this bitch. I am too socially active to be with those social retards. Lapras can't follow directions, Gyarados is always mad at the world, and Piplup doesn't talk. Does it look like I would work with them? negative to the max.


Social factor of the cast?
- 5.6789 because half of them hoes are like "hi." then die off. Bitches.

Any threats you're after?
- Most likely just people who haven't spoken to me, but so far, Infernape and Eevee are on my hit lists because they're doing something right to win comps.

[Mudkip]

Week 2:

Jigglyballs went inactive, so bai hoe.

Anyways, the HoH was a drawing HoH from BBStarz *ahem* and I had a big ass carpal tunnel after I was done with that slut bag. I came in second place again *tear* and Eevee won first by 3 points and was crowned the second HoH winner (I think it's time for me to win one).

So at the nomination ceremony, Eevee decided to nominate Gyarados and Piplup. Her reason was that there was a type alliance aka a "water" alliance.

I was like first off BOO BOO, there ain't no god damn water alliance because if there was, I wouldn't want either of them gone this week. So eff you for ASSUMING shit cunt!

*keeps composure*

Then at the veto shit thing, Gyarados won the veto and Amapahros' slutty ass went on the block.

This has been an interesting vote-off this week because A) I want Piplup to stay B) If only I was online last night, I would have been able to get people to keep Piplup and C) I would have been able to flip the votes, had I had enough time.

Also, Phanpy is about to get dropped from me real quick. All she/he (mer?) is tell me what I want to hear, not tell me what's really going down. Because it's annoying and I'm ready to drop her.

I have gotten closer to Eevee (that might change soon), Piplup (that might change soon), Lapras and the last but most interesting one: Mew.

Why Mew? Because it's simple, I formed an alliance with her/him and it was pretty cool. I told her that both of us need to work together to survive in this game and we are always left out of the loop. Lol little does Mew know is that I have an alliance with Phanpy.

Tee hee, but if I want to get further in the game, I rather work with Mew and drop Phany like that.

We'll see what happens tonight, BUT I wanted to rock the boat a little this week to make people realize that we aren't all sheeps here.

Week 3 HoH, I better win because this mudkip is about to skip his way to the market.

[Mudkip]

Week 3:

Piplup evicted 8-1. Sorry buddy, I would have loved to keep you, BUT it's kinda too early to make a big bold ass move in this game. I rather strike later. *hair flip*

Anyways, so this god damn HoH is so fuckin annoying. Fuck you host for making it difficult as fuck.

I was working on this shit by myself then Phanpy and I worked on it together. (Let me get back with you on this bitch real soon)

So I only got board 1 & 3 to open. I worked with Turtwig, Lapras and Gyarados on it, but I just gave up in the end because it wasn't worth getting mind fucked over if I didn't do shit.

Lapras won by 1 puzzle, SOOOO yeah. Whoo! Water pokemon in the HoH.

No we do NOT have a fuckin alliance so get that shit straight.

Aside from that, Phanpy solved board 2 w/o telling me and still didn't tell me that he solved it. What a bitch right? If you're going to work with me, at least help me out. Greedy mofo. GTFO.

And then another thing that bugs me about him is that HE KEEPS AIMING ME WHEN I'M OFFLINE. LIKE BITCH, I AM NOT THERE, I'M NOT INVISIBLE, I AM OFFLINE. FUCKIN HOP OFF MY DICK.

Then he keeps asking me about if I was HOH, who'd I nominate. Once again, I'm not dumb to name people like that because if I did, trust me, I'd push Phanpy in front of a bus so fast, that bitch wouldn't have a chance to strike at me.

On the other hand...

I built a bond w/ Mew, Turtwig, Gyarados, and Lapras. Eevee is kinda MTR and everyone else doesn't talk to me, socially retarded, or died.

So at the nomination ceremony, Lapras nominated Mew and Butterfree!!!



Another damn week safe bitches!

Felt bad for Mew and Butterfree though because they are cool people. But hey it is what it is. Keep the inactives in and the actives out? SURE

So at the veto competition, it was fastest time gets the big jiggly eggs or whatever. Ampharos won veto (WTF? this bitch still alive?)

Then it took an eternity for Ampharos to decide that he didn't want to use the PoV. I mean i understand if you wanted t use the veto, but bitch, you didn't so why make it more dramatic than it really is? Dumb hoe, slap yourself sideways.

So now I'm stuck to vote b/w Mew and Butterfree. Lapras wants Mew gone, ugh this is so hard to decide. Oh well whatever this eviction I'm just going to say YOLO bitches.

[Officer Jenny]

Mudkip with a dick...LMAO

[Mudkip]

Week 4:

Mew evicted 5-2 with Turtwig not voting.

- HoH was a puzzle thing, Snorlax became the new HoH and I got third T-T

He nominated Gyarados and Butterfree *shocker*

PoV was the poke party and you had to guess how many things was in each place.

I came in second losing to Butterfree in round 5

Buterfree PoV'd herself from the block and Snorlax put Ampharos up in her place.

Voting to evict Gyarados this week before jury phase!

Also I made an alliance w/ Snorlax for more safety since Phanpy is such a horrible ally.

[Mudkip]

Week 5:

Gyarados evicted 7-1.

Eevee became HoH, nominated me and Inferape.

Turtwig won veto, and decided not to use it.

Now I have to fight in the game. So far I've heard Phanpy, Turtwig, and Lapras are voting to keep me and hopefully Snorlax keeps me because I made an alliance with him. Now I just need to work on Butterfree and I am solid for this week.

I wonder what the Live HoH will be? Hopefully it's those damn images under the mem wall. I so want to be HoH.

[Mudkip]

Week 6:

Infernape evicted 5-0 (Butterfree forgot to vote)

Then before the HoH competition started, Oak announced that Butterfree walked. Bai hoe.

So the next HoH competition was about the pictures under the memory wall. I was pretty nervous at how lightening fast people were going to be. I ended up being paranoid and had to go fast fast fast. That was my instinct. I had my cheat sheet in front of me, and all I had to do was C&P luckily, it was between me and turtwig for the title of HoH and turns out, I won the HoH! About time I win something in this bish.

So ideally before Butterfree went walking, I was going to nominate Butterfree and Ampharos with the intent of back-dooring Eevee. (So much can change with some time to sit and think about things).

I already promised Lapras, Snorlax and Phanpy their safety for the week. More info. for the last safety...

I was so heated at the moment on getting revenge with Eevee because first off, he nominated me last week because of communication, but then he also told me the reason why he put me up was because I wanted to flip the votes week 2 (during his reign as HoH). Sure I can admit to that I was trying to flip, BUT I said that I wasn't and if you had something to say, come talk to me about it.

So then in a way, Eevee just AIM'd me saying, I'm going up right? Like knowing for sure that I was after him. Well DUH! But I wanted to hear his case and he made valid points. So then I made a deal with Eevee basically calling it truce on going after each other until F4 (because to me, that's when all deals are off and the last veto is mandatory, but hopefully I strike him first).

Eevee agreed with me that we can work with each other until then, but it's going to be hard to not go unnoticed when there's only 7 of us left in the game and it's crunch time.

There's different many scenarios playing in my head about what I can do this week. I know for a fact there's:

- A self veto out there (Who has it? My guess: Snorlax or Ampharos)
- Eevee's Pandora Prize (He told me he got nothing, do I believe him? Not all the way.)
- Nominating 2 non-factors in the game: Ampharos & Turtwig
- Nominating Turtwig & Eevee
- Nominating Ampharos and Eevee.

Now, if Ampharos is the person who won the "self-veto," it's a perfect opportunity to split up the pair of Turtwig and Lapras. Why? My ally Phanpy told me that they know each other outside of this and more than likely are a close duo. VERY Dangerous especially when the finals closing in pretty quickly.

If Ampharos self-veto's himself, Lapras goes up.

The best scenario for me this week is to do Turtwig/Eevee as nominees and then have those 2 duke it out for the PoV, and whomever comes off the block, I throw up Ampharos/Lapras, and then vote.

I want to get rid of Eevee, but in a way, keeping the biggest threat in the game and having a deal with him until F4, is the best route to take for me. I mean I don't want tons of bloods on my hands in this phase of the game.

Eevee also told me to PM him if I do make a decision on what I'm doing. He said it's a way to know if our deal is still on. Of course I'll PM him the plan because I'm a man of my word and I told him I'll PM him an hour before I post my nominees.

I want to further me, snorlax and Phanpy alliance as far as I can.

This is a clusterfuck week for me because if I remove Eevee this week, then I leave Lapras and Turtwig to steamroll next week. If I get rid of Turtwig/Lapras, Eevee will more than likely go after the remaining of the pair and Snorlax.

I have to handle this week delicately, but first, I'm going to exhalt Turtwig's karma so he can become "likable" and be the prime target this week for my plan to execute. Remember, the more positive karma points you have = the more likeability you have w/ the jurors. Hehe shoutout to a brilliant person who's plan worked really well!

What to do what to do...

The 4 I am worried about this week:

[Professor Oak]

You'll make the right decision <3 I HAS FAITH IN JOOOOOO!!!

[Mudkip]

Week 7:

So my idea for getting rid of Turtwig and splitting up Lapras was a success. The next comp was called Exploration where we have to spell the longest word. Snorlax won the PoV and decided to keep the nominations the same. Turtwig then got evicted 4-0 and adios amigo.

The next HoH was called first impressions and freaking Ampharos, the biggest loser who doesn't try at comps, wins it by passing all of them >.> nervous, Ampharos nominated me and Lapras on the block (I have no idea why he nominated me and I even asked for his help.)

The next PoV was called Quick thinking and that was a total bust for me because Eevee won that veto. LOL

So then remember how I extended the truce with Eevee until final 4? Well we were talking more strategically and it's confirmed that Phanpy and Snorlax are a pair and pretty sure they have a F2 because they talk/are friends on facebook. That is scary and I will not be playing for 3rd AT ALL.

So then I told Eevee straight up that I am going to work with him and made a F2 deal with him. So I am a loyal person and I do stay with my word, I am going to the end with Eevee ( I can't believe this is happening), but we are a deadly duo that going into the F5, it's going to be hard to take out the both of us.

Now the votes are deadlocked that Ampharos wants Lapras gone, so I am going to do Lapras a big favor and evict him because he is a threat in the long run. He did purpose to me a "water alliance." Yeah, now you want to make that really happen? no thanks.

Anyways, at the veto ceremony, Eevee used the PoV to save me and Phanpy went up. Phanpy being paranoid is meh let him lol at least he's on the block finally.

So the next competition we had to choose moves based on what Oak gave us. My moves were based off of balancing offense and defense. I chose Hydro-pump because it was the strongest move Mudkip learns. Then just in case if they decide to gang up on me and attack me, I used the move bide to endure attacks back to back and unleash double the damage to me. Next I chose growl because I want to lower their attacks when attacking each other and gives me a good chance. Finally, I chose mud-slap because it lowers accuracy and timing of the moves can more than likely make a higher chance of missing. I can't wait to see how this all turns out!

I'm in the final 5 bitches!

[Mudkip]

Dear Eevee,



BITCH FUCK YOU

[Mudkip]

Week 8 (Fast Forward Week):

Lapras was evicted (3-0) Amen.

Moving into the FF week, the first competition was similar to BB 10's veto competition when spelling out those license plate competition. I did so bad in that like ugh lol.

So Eevee won and then somehow "someone" told him that I wanted to backdoor Eevee. FIRST OFF, I said that so that people don't think I was with Eevee and on "accident" nominated me and Phanpy. That shit doesn't make sense? How the HELL do you "nominate" me on accident? Because of "peer pressure" and 3 minutes? Nah bro, that shit is bullshit.

So then that stupid pokemon battle veto competition happened which took nearly an eternity and Ampharos won that veto.

He didn't use it (As usual) and then it was between me and Phanpy. I don't get why should I bother campaigning when CLEARLY I don't stand a fighting chance. Especially when Ampharos doesn't want to talk to me and Snorlax voted Phanpy over me.

Then Eevee told me to talk to Ampharos and once again, he didn't speak to me, I was talking to myself about keeping me. Then it was a 1-1 vote. Ampharos voted to keep me, Snorlax voted to keep Phanpy.

Then the tiebreaker came and I told Eevee straight up to keep me, I mean why not keep me? Lol

So then Eevee kept me. And Phanpy left. Sucks to see him go, but ideally had no one told Eevee I "wanted" to backdoor him, I would have stayed.

I think people are taking me to the end because they don't think I have the votes.

Gotta fight for the final 4 HoH and send these bitches packing.